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*GeldTheNudist:iconGeldTheNudist:

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Predictions...I'm borderline retarded, imparting my wayward teachings,  
beating the point 'til it's broken for various different reasons.  Pleasing myself in a strange fashion, clashing with my drinking,  sinking in my own stupidity, only coming up for breath and thinking -  that my own mindstate is trying to find blind dates with deaf men,  a pre-determined let-down bolstered to accompany my breath when -  this winter gets warmer and I'm clutching for my studded cod-piece,  I seek release nodding my head to beats within the bosom of this beast.  Never peace out because it's a forgotten commodity,  in today's t Predictions...
in Fixed on 8/12/08
Of CourseToo many indecisive complicated conversations,  
All centred around the estrangement of our relations –  Snide comments that we don’t need to have,  It’s pointless. It didn’t have to get this bad…  But here we are, recognising each other’s flaws,  And not being cute and lying about them anymore.  I adore change, but despise loss,  So I’m glad that I’m gaining all the imperfections you’ve got.  I’m not the guy you love, it’s just not my type,  And after today, I probably won’t even be a guy you like.  I’m right! And that’s on Of Course
in Fixed on 5/27/08
Wakey WakeyWhen I wake up… I wash off my drag queen make-up  And reminisce about my most favourite of break-ups –  I laugh at Brad and Jen while I stroke my pen again –  
Against this piece of paper, paying attention to my lettering;  I’m dead again – shamelessly revelling in my art –  Creating faecal sculptures, in the shape of broken love hearts.  I impart my teachings upon the gathered company,  And slip some cash to anybody who’s willing to dry hump with me.  The funk’s in me! I’m funkier than a gangrenous amputee,  I’ve got two legs baby – and there Wakey Wakey
in Fixed on 1/23/08
Sunflower SeedEvery morning I make sure to masturbate on my desk  So everything I write and cum with, is fresh –  I’ve been blessed in so many ways I can’t even count them,  I’m not handicapped yet and I still piss like a fountain.  I’m amounting many things, but none of them are cash,  And I can’t be bothered with girls or any other form of ass,  It’s just me, there’s generally a reason behind my indecisions,  I represent nothing but a shortcoming in wisdom –  Religion can’t instil intelligence in the masses,  Mathematicians spend more time skirt gazing than in Sunflower Seed
in Fixed on 12/10/07
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Journal Entry: Mon Jun 18, 2007, 1:15 AM
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29% complete!

i stole this from someone, but i forget whoooo... but anyway, it's a ridiculous challenge, that i'll probably never make all the way through, but we'll see. i plan on doing each one in order, and the subjects will actually be the titles (because i'm a slack fuck)... anyhoop on to the details...

This is a challenge to whom it suits. And yes I challenge you. This is the 100 poem challenge. Complete the list below.

Please make sure to copy this whole journal (except for Geldie's tacked-on bullshit)...

The point of this challenge is to test and improve your skill as a writer. After 100 poems who wouldn’t be better? Please forgive me if this in any way excludes you from taking the challenge.

The Rules:

1> Make 100 poems each one having a theme as listed below. Each piece should have ONE and only ONE theme to it, for it to count.

2> No time limit so have fun

3> Poem should be of own writing ability. You may not break any other rules set out in the dA etiquette policy. Your writings can be anything from absolute fucking shit to great masterpieces. Just have fun with it.

4> The list below is to be placed somewhere in your journal for others to see that:
a. You are in the challenge
b. What you have completed

5> Make sure to update this list and check off what is done and make a link to the pieces.

6> In the comments for your art work note if it is part of the list and what ONE theme it is.

Now the good part. Challenge your friends! Challenge me in comments.

THE LIST:

001. Introduction
002. Love
003. Light
004. Dark
005. Seeking Solace
006. Break Away
007. Heaven
008. Innocence
009. Drive
010. Breathe Again
011. Memory
012. Insanity
013. Misfortune
014. Smile
015. Silence
016. Questioning
017. Blood
018. Rainbow
019. Grey
020. Fortitude
021. Vacation
22. Mother Nature
23. Cat
24. No Time
25. Trouble Lurking
26. Tears
27. Foreign
28. Sorrow
29. Happiness
30. Under the Rain
031. Flowers
032. Night
33. Expectations
34. Stars
35. Hold My Hand
36. Precious Treasure
37. Eyes
38. Abandoned
039. Dreams
40. Rated
41. Teamwork
42. Standing Still
43. Dying
44. Two Roads
45. Illusion
46. Family
47. Creation
48. Childhood
49. Stripes
50. Breaking the Rules
51. Sport
52. Deep in Thought
53. Keeping a Secret
54. Tower
055. Waiting
56. Danger Ahead
57. Sacrifice
58. Kick in the Head
59. No Way Out
060. Rejection
61. Fairy Tale
62. Magic
63. Do Not Disturb
64. Multitasking
65. Horror
66. Traps
67. Playing the Melody
68. Hero
69. Annoyance
70. 67%
71. Obsession
72. Mischief Managed
73. I Can't
74. Are You Challenging Me?
75. Mirror
076. Broken Pieces
77. Test
78. Drink
79. Starvation
80. Words
81. Pen and Paper
82. Can You Hear Me?
83. Heal
84. Out Cold
85. Spiral
86. Seeing Red
87. Food
88. Pain
89. Through the Fire
90. Triangle
091. Drowning
92. All That I Have
93. Give Up
94. Last Hope
95. Advertisement
96. In the Storm
97. Safety First
98. Puzzle
099. Solitude
100. Relaxation

wow... some of those subjects suck big balls. oh well, we'll see how i go. and some of you bastards better join in!

peacers.

take me to the Blighted Isle...


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Devious Information

  • Current Age: twenty-fwhore
  • Current Residence: brain: SA, AUS; heart: CA, USA
  • Interests: words, big words, words that shouldn't be used; strange people
  • Favourite movie: Sharkskin Man & Peach Hip Girl
  • Favourite band or musician: DJ Shadow; MF Doom; Jean Grae; The Herbaliser; Amon Tobin; Beastie Boys; Aesop Rock; Atmosphere...
  • Favourite genre of music: underground, experimental and abstract hip-hop
  • Favourite artist: Futura2000; Mister Din; Orange Dust
  • Favourite poet or writer: Tsidi Ibrahim; Sean Daley; Paul Francis
  • MP3 player of choice: iPod
  • Shell of choice: armadillo... boiled
  • Wallpaper of choice: something pink + flowery
  • Skin of choice: labia
  • Favourite game: naked twister
  • Favourite gaming platform: twister mat on the dining table
  • Favourite cartoon character: Foghorn Leghorn, Ren Hoek, Asuka, The Samurai Pizza Cats
  • Tools of the Trade: a bastardised vocabulary and a bottle of ketchup

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*AAC:iconAAC: Jun 1, 2008, 5:23:01 AM
Hi there,

The *AAC is getting itself a makeover after receiving a subscription. Feel free to pop in and say hi :)

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*GreenIyedRabbit:iconGreenIyedRabbit: Feb 26, 2008, 7:40:54 PM Mood: Happy
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!!!!

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It's about now you realise lady luck's nothing more than a hooker, and your fresh outta cash
*GeldTheNudist:iconGeldTheNudist: Feb 9, 2008, 2:30:08 AM
hehe awesome!

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geldie

i never claimed to be an artist, you just assumed i was... i'd say you made the wrong assumption...
*GreenIyedRabbit:iconGreenIyedRabbit: Feb 8, 2008, 1:14:27 AM
yarp scary elf now stares at me when im playing the turtables

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It's about now you realise lady luck's nothing more than a hooker, and your fresh outta cash
*GeldTheNudist:iconGeldTheNudist: Feb 7, 2008, 8:05:36 PM
ohhh gawd... i was just curious! honest!

oii did you get my present?

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geldie

i never claimed to be an artist, you just assumed i was... i'd say you made the wrong assumption...
*GreenIyedRabbit:iconGreenIyedRabbit: Feb 4, 2008, 9:46:39 PM
You know we could just wear them anyway and not tell her, whats the worst that could happen? she storms off and doesnt marry me, oh wait, that would really suck actually. Ah bugger it I like to live on the edge.

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It's about now you realise lady luck's nothing more than a hooker, and your fresh outta cash
*GeldTheNudist:iconGeldTheNudist: Feb 4, 2008, 1:04:20 AM
yeah you are ridiculous looking... wait, what?

i was just checking about the kilt thing, because if you were, i was definitely going to get my Wallace tartan

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geldie

i never claimed to be an artist, you just assumed i was... i'd say you made the wrong assumption...
*GreenIyedRabbit:iconGreenIyedRabbit: Feb 3, 2008, 2:29:56 AM
Yeah and I am ridiculously good looking.

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It's about now you realise lady luck's nothing more than a hooker, and your fresh outta cash
*GeldTheNudist:iconGeldTheNudist: Feb 1, 2008, 3:01:37 AM
you do have smexy legs.

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geldie

i never claimed to be an artist, you just assumed i was... i'd say you made the wrong assumption...
*GreenIyedRabbit:iconGreenIyedRabbit: Feb 1, 2008, 2:00:46 AM
I think im gonna have to go the suit. If it were up to me I'd be sporting the Andrew Tartan but I dunna think Alyce would like me showing her up on the day.

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It's about now you realise lady luck's nothing more than a hooker, and your fresh outta cash
*GeldTheNudist:iconGeldTheNudist: Jan 30, 2008, 1:50:59 AM
haha i meant a "kilt" sexy boi...
are you embracing your scottish-ness or suiting up?!?

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geldie

i never claimed to be an artist, you just assumed i was... i'd say you made the wrong assumption...
*GreenIyedRabbit:iconGreenIyedRabbit: Jan 27, 2008, 1:04:02 AM
Only if you agree to walk me down the isle.

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It's about now you realise lady luck's nothing more than a hooker, and your fresh outta cash
*GeldTheNudist:iconGeldTheNudist: Jan 12, 2008, 5:38:46 AM
haha what?!?

question: are you wearing a dress to your wedding big boy?

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geldie

i never claimed to be an artist, you just assumed i was... i'd say you made the wrong assumption...
*GreenIyedRabbit:iconGreenIyedRabbit: Jan 12, 2008, 1:24:38 AM Mood: Bewildered
...........Rosebud...........

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It's about now you realise lady luck's nothing more than a hooker, and your fresh outta cash
*GeldTheNudist:iconGeldTheNudist: Dec 30, 2007, 11:01:50 PM
yes, it is quite disgusting when YOUR hair gets clogged up in there. i cleaned it just before you arrived and it was an easy job...
:D

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geldie

i never claimed to be an artist, you just assumed i was... i'd say you made the wrong assumption...
~a4anner:icona4anner: Dec 29, 2007, 7:02:57 PM
Today I cleaned the shower drain. That was disgusting. Just wanted to let you know that.

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-i'm like a kiwifruit. only, not as hairy-
*GeldTheNudist:iconGeldTheNudist: Dec 27, 2007, 5:12:14 AM
hahaha i noticed!
i sent Alyce a message asking whether you used it... apparently not, so she added me instead :)
how goes the killing and pillaging (or whatever the hell you do)?

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geldie

i never claimed to be an artist, you just assumed i was... i'd say you made the wrong assumption...
*GreenIyedRabbit:iconGreenIyedRabbit: Dec 26, 2007, 8:20:24 PM
myspace strooth I havent touched that thing in like ever, couldnt get into it. Im pretty sure my only friends are Alyce and Tom

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It's about now you realise lady luck's nothing more than a hooker, and your fresh outta cash
*GeldTheNudist:iconGeldTheNudist: Dec 22, 2007, 1:26:48 AM
i think i peed in that sand pit.
or if i didn't, i'm sure to.

come home soonish, we need myspace photos together hahaha

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geldie

i never claimed to be an artist, you just assumed i was... i'd say you made the wrong assumption...
*GreenIyedRabbit:iconGreenIyedRabbit: Dec 20, 2007, 8:13:19 PM
Hopefully i'll get a chance to come back home for a bit, but theres always the big snd pit

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It's about now you realise lady luck's nothing more than a hooker, and your fresh outta cash
*GreenIyedRabbit:iconGreenIyedRabbit: Dec 15, 2007, 1:10:56 AM
Ahhhh, dont feel so bad about your boring little mundane life :) atleast you get to hang out with Din this Chrissy. I get to hang out with porch monkeys.

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It's about now you realise lady luck's nothing more than a hooker, and your fresh outta cash
*GeldTheNudist:iconGeldTheNudist: Dec 10, 2007, 12:42:07 AM
what a coincidence - me too! ...actually i'm still doing the same old shit... borrrring.

after all that are you taking a break?!?

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geldie

i never claimed to be an artist, you just assumed i was... i'd say you made the wrong assumption...
*GreenIyedRabbit:iconGreenIyedRabbit: Dec 8, 2007, 6:45:40 PM Mood: Homesick
Heya mang, yeah still over here fighting the good fight for the survival impaired Timorese, how bout you's?

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It's about now you realise lady luck's nothing more than a hooker, and your fresh outta cash
*GeldTheNudist:iconGeldTheNudist: Nov 14, 2007, 5:44:20 AM
stay awake, little misfit

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geldie

i never claimed to be an artist, you just assumed i was... i'd say you made the wrong assumption...
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